Well, Aoife’s surprise visit ended interestingly. I absolutely love my little, scary teddy bear. Every time Blair does, well, Blair things, I point it at her and make the bear … Continue reading Anything for Jackson
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Happy Discount Valentine’s Candy Day!
Just outside my office, in a small area between the office door and the hallway, there sits an old beat up recliner. I don’t even remember where it came from, … Continue reading Happy Discount Valentine’s Candy Day!
The Legend of Zelda
Dr. Camp approached me with yet another envelope. The closer and closer he got, the closer and closer he came to the realization that he was approaching a broken man. … Continue reading The Legend of Zelda
Song of the South
I turn my focus to the notorious Disney classic, Song of the South. In truth, this is well trodden ground and I have found it difficult to approach the subject … Continue reading Song of the South
Fatman
WANTED: Ho Ho Holiday Mayhem While it is normally in my nature to mock Camp and his requests for me to contribute to his website, I felt all sorts of … Continue reading Fatman
The Last Earth Girl
I know that my driver deserved a lot more than the 50% tip I gave him. Between making him come all the way out from the City, trying to find … Continue reading The Last Earth Girl
New Year’s Don’t
Ow. My head was hurting like someone stuffed me inside a metal trash can and started beating it like a piñata. I mean, it was New Year’s Eve, so there … Continue reading New Year’s Don’t
A Very Baylie Christmas
I don’t know why I let her talk me into this. Crystal Dawn is a force to be reckoned with, I suppose. I don’t really like socializing with people. But, … Continue reading A Very Baylie Christmas
A Recipe for Seduction
Oh. My. God. Y’all. First of all, y’all should know by now that I’m not what you’d consider a “girl” when it comes to my entertainment. Blood, guts, boobs, explosions, fast … Continue reading A Recipe for Seduction
The Biggest Turkey?
A very insistent ringing of my phone woke me up. I never answer, because I hate the damned thing. But whoever it was was kind enough to leave a message. … Continue reading The Biggest Turkey?
3:10 to Yuma
A girl needs a chance to get away sometimes, right? Have a little fun. Maybe have a drink. Get a little lucky. So, I did that the other night. I … Continue reading 3:10 to Yuma
File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.
Tape 210 – Side A Transcription by B. T. [Begin tape] (Hiss and cracks sounds) (The sound of someone taking a drink can be heard. Then a sudden cough and … Continue reading File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.
The Chamber
Dinner Room, 8pm I can’t believe I drank that much. Fuck! My head is still pounding. Anyway, Dr. Camp approached me (sometime after what he is calling “the longest shower … Continue reading The Chamber
Doctor Camp is MISSING?!?!
Y’all. Y’aaaaaaaaall… This last week here in the Bunker has been something else. You see, to those of us who live here, Halloweek, I mean, Halloween, is a fairly special … Continue reading Doctor Camp is MISSING?!?!
31
I woke up this morning to this on my desk. It’s a bit odd because The Phantom doesn’t usually do reviews. He leans toward long essays (manifestos?) about why some … Continue reading 31
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House
The Bunker, 3AM I hear a shuffling at my door, and as I slowly wake up I see an envelope slide under it. It has a note stuck on the … Continue reading Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House
The Best Halloween Movie?
I can’t stop staring at that pink disc. That damned pink disc! How could she do this to me? Instead of the animated cats living their rough life that I … Continue reading The Best Halloween Movie?
Murder By Death
I recently took in a showing of Kenneth Branagh’s iteration of “Murder On The Orient Express”. I had never once read a work of Agatha Christie’s (supposedly the most widely … Continue reading Murder By Death
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
You know how when you’re childless, any advice you give to those with children is often dismissed because, “yOu’Re NoT a PaReNt!” Yeah. My sister is like that with me … Continue reading Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Fantasy Island
“I’m too old for this shit.” It’s not just a famous line from a classic movie – it’s an entirely too apt description of me these days. It’s not enough … Continue reading Fantasy Island
The CineMasoCast 