File 728-5R2 Subject: Mazes and Monsters Tape 447 – Side A Transcription by B. T. [Begin tape] It has been my continuing attempt to define and explain the zeitgeist through … Continue reading File 728-5R2 Subject: Mazes and Monsters
I will never understand why people think the way they do, sometimes. Take Belladonna, for instance. She was kind enough to invite me out for a “Girl’s Night” not that … Continue reading Addicted to Fresno
Yeah…I know all the passwords. It’s just easier to post these things myself. Sorry, Doc. Doctor Who is snuff porn. I don’t say that lightly and I’m not using a … Continue reading Doctor Who is Snuff Porn
Dr. Camp yet again is torturing me by sending me emails with little to no context. “90’s game shows.” was all the email said, and with my vast knowledge I … Continue reading Masters of the Maze
Recently, I went on a trip to New York City to visit some old friends. I’ve only been there twice and both times for conventions. I barely got to see … Continue reading Mr. Michael Beck!
Well, Aoife’s surprise visit ended interestingly. I absolutely love my little, scary teddy bear. Every time Blair does, well, Blair things, I point it at her and make the bear … Continue reading Anything for Jackson
Just outside my office, in a small area between the office door and the hallway, there sits an old beat up recliner. I don’t even remember where it came from, … Continue reading Happy Discount Valentine’s Candy Day!
Dr. Camp approached me with yet another envelope. The closer and closer he got, the closer and closer he came to the realization that he was approaching a broken man. … Continue reading The Legend of Zelda
I turn my focus to the notorious Disney classic, Song of the South. In truth, this is well trodden ground and I have found it difficult to approach the subject … Continue reading Song of the South
WANTED: Ho Ho Holiday Mayhem While it is normally in my nature to mock Camp and his requests for me to contribute to his website, I felt all sorts of … Continue reading Fatman
I know that my driver deserved a lot more than the 50% tip I gave him. Between making him come all the way out from the City, trying to find … Continue reading The Last Earth Girl
Ow. My head was hurting like someone stuffed me inside a metal trash can and started beating it like a piñata. I mean, it was New Year’s Eve, so there … Continue reading New Year’s Don’t
I don’t know why I let her talk me into this. Crystal Dawn is a force to be reckoned with, I suppose. I don’t really like socializing with people. But, … Continue reading A Very Baylie Christmas
Oh. My. God. Y’all. First of all, y’all should know by now that I’m not what you’d consider a “girl” when it comes to my entertainment. Blood, guts, boobs, explosions, fast … Continue reading A Recipe for Seduction
A very insistent ringing of my phone woke me up. I never answer, because I hate the damned thing. But whoever it was was kind enough to leave a message. … Continue reading The Biggest Turkey?
A girl needs a chance to get away sometimes, right? Have a little fun. Maybe have a drink. Get a little lucky. So, I did that the other night. I … Continue reading 3:10 to Yuma
Tape 210 – Side A Transcription by B. T. [Begin tape] (Hiss and cracks sounds) (The sound of someone taking a drink can be heard. Then a sudden cough and … Continue reading File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.
Dinner Room, 8pm I can’t believe I drank that much. Fuck! My head is still pounding. Anyway, Dr. Camp approached me (sometime after what he is calling “the longest shower … Continue reading The Chamber
Y’all. Y’aaaaaaaaall… This last week here in the Bunker has been something else. You see, to those of us who live here, Halloweek, I mean, Halloween, is a fairly special … Continue reading Doctor Camp is MISSING?!?!
I woke up this morning to this on my desk. It’s a bit odd because The Phantom doesn’t usually do reviews. He leans toward long essays (manifestos?) about why some … Continue reading 31
October is here, finally! My precious and precocious Blair and I have been waiting for years, it seems. The cooler air makes the scents of autumn waft ever so sweetly … Continue reading Color Out Of Space
The Bunker, 3AM I hear a shuffling at my door, and as I slowly wake up I see an envelope slide under it. It has a note stuck on the … Continue reading Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House
I can’t stop staring at that pink disc. That damned pink disc! How could she do this to me? Instead of the animated cats living their rough life that I … Continue reading The Best Halloween Movie?
I recently took in a showing of Kenneth Branagh’s iteration of “Murder On The Orient Express”. I had never once read a work of Agatha Christie’s (supposedly the most widely … Continue reading Murder By Death
You know how when you’re childless, any advice you give to those with children is often dismissed because, “yOu’Re NoT a PaReNt!” Yeah. My sister is like that with me … Continue reading Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
“I’m too old for this shit.” It’s not just a famous line from a classic movie – it’s an entirely too apt description of me these days. It’s not enough … Continue reading Fantasy Island