File 728-5R2 Subject: Mazes and Monsters
Another tape from Baylie’s grandfather features an early Tom Hanks movie based on “satanic panic” propaganda. Continue reading File 728-5R2 Subject: Mazes and Monsters
Addicted to Fresno
Girl’s Night for Bella and Crystal Dawn! Maybe a heart-to-heart will straighten things out? Continue reading Addicted to Fresno
Doctor Who is Snuff Porn
Yes. I have the passwords for the website. No editing what I have to say, Doc. You know I’m right. Continue reading Doctor Who is Snuff Porn
Masters of the Maze
Another kids game show from Richard? Of course! It’s his bread-and-butter! Continue reading Masters of the Maze
Mr. Michael Beck!
Parker, the owner of Ground Zero Drive-In, has a great trip to New York City and meets a personal hero! Continue reading Mr. Michael Beck!
Anything for Jackson
Strike one off of the to-do list for Bella, but would she do Anything for Jackson? Continue reading Anything for Jackson
Silent Running…is IMPORTANT! (Part 2)
The Phantom continues his (treatise? Diatribe? Manifesto?) about the classic Silent Running! Continue reading Silent Running…is IMPORTANT! (Part 2)
Happy Discount Valentine’s Candy Day!
Aoife delivers (discount) Valentine’s gifts to the Bunker but ends up getting a surprise of his own. Continue reading Happy Discount Valentine’s Candy Day!
The Legend of Zelda
Richard finally has a good time watching The Legend of Zelda, a fan-film by Josh Mason and Mason Studios! Continue reading The Legend of Zelda
Song of the South
The Phantom discusses the importance and the legacy of Disney’s controversial classic Song of the South! Continue reading Song of the South
Fatman
Mike finally contributes! A disgruntled man takes out a hit on Santa Claus! Fatman is available now at Video Playground! Continue reading Fatman
The Last Earth Girl
Dr. Camp gets a recommendation for a local made film about the end of the world, and a lot of apologies. Continue reading The Last Earth Girl
New Year’s Don’t
The Bunker deals with their New Year’s Eve aftermath, and Dr. Camp’s reaction to it. Continue reading New Year’s Don’t
A Very Baylie Christmas
Baylie gets the Christmas treatment from Crystal Dawn with a viewing of two “Christmas” favorites. Continue reading A Very Baylie Christmas
A Recipe for Seduction
CD…oops, I mean Crystal Dawn…likes romance?!?! Maybe she just likes fried chicken? Either way, you just can’t miss this! Continue reading A Recipe for Seduction
The Biggest Turkey?
The Bunker contemplates the biggest turkeys in movie history as Dr. Camp collects all of the misplaced rentals for Mike. Continue reading The Biggest Turkey?
Silent Running…is IMPORTANT! (Part 1)
The Phantom is passionate about Silent Running being a very important movie! Passionate enough to write a two-parter! Hold on to your hats! Continue reading Silent Running…is IMPORTANT! (Part 1)
3:10 to Yuma
Crystal Dawn is on her own for a night out, but the evening didn’t go as planned. Continue reading 3:10 to Yuma
File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.
A transcription of a tape discussing the movie “Zardoz,” critiquing it as a disjointed and unenjoyable experience. Continue reading File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.
The Chamber
Richard is presented with a deplorable show called “The Chamber” that aired shortly after the 9/11 tragedy. Continue reading The Chamber
Doctor Camp is MISSING?!?!
Crystal Dawn deals with a chaotic week in the Bunker, with Doctor Camp mysteriously missing! Continue reading Doctor Camp is MISSING?!?!
31
The Phantom surprises with a review instead of an essay. Rob Zombie’s world-building and visual storytelling is captivating, until “31”. Continue reading 31
Color Out Of Space
Spooky October brings the scent of decay and the glow of otherworldly colors, all thanks to the enigmatic film, “Color Out of Space.” Continue reading Color Out Of Space
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House
In the wee hours, a devious fiend delivers a tormenting package – a childhood horror show on a USB drive. Continue reading Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House
The Best Halloween Movie?
Dr. Camp is frustrated by having to watch the wrong movie and seeks advice on the best movie for the spooky season. Continue reading The Best Halloween Movie?
Murder By Death
The Phantom discusses the significance of the 1976 film “Murder by Death” and the lost art of the mystery comedy. Continue reading Murder By Death
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
As an avid reader and movie enthusiast, Crystal Dawn takes her role as an aunt seriously. Should her nieces watch this movie? Continue reading Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Fantasy Island
Dr. Camp recounts apprehension before watching the movie “Fantasy Island” due to their fondness for the original series. Continue reading Fantasy Island
The CineMasoCast 