Tape 210 – Side A Transcription by B. T. [Begin tape] (Hiss and cracks sounds) (The sound of someone taking a drink can be heard. Then a… Read more “File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.”
The Chamber
Dinner Room, 8pm I can’t believe I drank that much. Fuck! My head is still pounding. Anyway, Dr. Camp approached me (sometime after what he is calling… Read more “The Chamber”
Doctor Camp is MISSING?!?!
Y’all. Y’aaaaaaaaall… This last week here in the Bunker has been something else. You see, to those of us who live here, Halloweek, I mean, Halloween, is… Read more “Doctor Camp is MISSING?!?!”
31
I woke up this morning to this on my desk. It’s a bit odd because The Phantom doesn’t usually do reviews. He leans toward long essays (manifestos?)… Read more “31”
Color Out Of Space
October is here, finally! My precious and precocious Blair and I have been waiting for years, it seems. The cooler air makes the scents of autumn waft… Read more “Color Out Of Space”
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House
The Bunker, 3AM I hear a shuffling at my door, and as I slowly wake up I see an envelope slide under it. It has a note… Read more “Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House”
The Best Halloween Movie?
I can’t stop staring at that pink disc. That damned pink disc! How could she do this to me? Instead of the animated cats living their rough… Read more “The Best Halloween Movie?”
Murder By Death
Before attending the 2017 Memphis Comic and Fantasy Convention, I took in a showing of Kenneth Branagh’s iteration of “Murder On The Orient Express”. I had never… Read more “Murder By Death”
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
You know how when you’re childless, any advice you give to those with children is often dismissed because, “yOu’Re NoT a PaReNt!” Yeah. My sister is like… Read more “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”
Fantasy Island (2020)
“I’m too old for this shit.” It’s not just a famous line from a classic movie – it’s an entirely too apt description of me these days.… Read more “Fantasy Island (2020)”
