Ow. My head was hurting like someone stuffed me inside a metal trash can and started beating it like a piñata. I mean, it was New Year’s… Read more “New Year’s Don’t”
A Very Baylie Christmas
I don’t know why I let her talk me into this. Crystal Dawn is a force to be reckoned with, I suppose. I don’t really like socializing… Read more “A Very Baylie Christmas”
A Recipe for Seduction
Oh. My. God. Y’all. First of all, y’all should know by now that I’m not what you’d consider a “girl” when it comes to my entertainment. Blood, guts,… Read more “A Recipe for Seduction”
The Biggest Turkey?
A very insistent ringing of my phone woke me up. I never answer, because I hate the damned thing. But whoever it was was kind enough to… Read more “The Biggest Turkey?”
3:10 to Yuma
A girl needs a chance to get away sometimes, right? Have a little fun. Maybe have a drink. Get a little lucky. So, I did that the… Read more “3:10 to Yuma”
File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.
Tape 210 – Side A Transcription by B. T. [Begin tape] (Hiss and cracks sounds) (The sound of someone taking a drink can be heard. Then a… Read more “File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.”
The Chamber
Dinner Room, 8pm I can’t believe I drank that much. Fuck! My head is still pounding. Anyway, Dr. Camp approached me (sometime after what he is calling… Read more “The Chamber”
Doctor Camp is MISSING?!?!
Y’all. Y’aaaaaaaaall… This last week here in the Bunker has been something else. You see, to those of us who live here, Halloweek, I mean, Halloween, is… Read more “Doctor Camp is MISSING?!?!”
31
I woke up this morning to this on my desk. It’s a bit odd because The Phantom doesn’t usually do reviews. He leans toward long essays (manifestos?)… Read more “31”
Color Out Of Space
October is here, finally! My precious and precocious Blair and I have been waiting for years, it seems. The cooler air makes the scents of autumn waft… Read more “Color Out Of Space”
