I don’t know why I let her talk me into this. Crystal Dawn is a force to be reckoned with, I suppose. I don’t really like socializing… Read more “A Very Baylie Christmas”
Category: Review
A Recipe for Seduction
Oh. My. God. Y’all. First of all, y’all should know by now that I’m not what you’d consider a “girl” when it comes to my entertainment. Blood, guts,… Read more “A Recipe for Seduction”
3:10 to Yuma
A girl needs a chance to get away sometimes, right? Have a little fun. Maybe have a drink. Get a little lucky. So, I did that the… Read more “3:10 to Yuma”
File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.
Tape 210 – Side A Transcription by B. T. [Begin tape] (Hiss and cracks sounds) (The sound of someone taking a drink can be heard. Then a… Read more “File 234-2WC Subject: Zardoz.”
The Chamber
Dinner Room, 8pm I can’t believe I drank that much. Fuck! My head is still pounding. Anyway, Dr. Camp approached me (sometime after what he is calling… Read more “The Chamber”
31
I woke up this morning to this on my desk. It’s a bit odd because The Phantom doesn’t usually do reviews. He leans toward long essays (manifestos?)… Read more “31”
Color Out Of Space
October is here, finally! My precious and precocious Blair and I have been waiting for years, it seems. The cooler air makes the scents of autumn waft… Read more “Color Out Of Space”
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House
The Bunker, 3AM I hear a shuffling at my door, and as I slowly wake up I see an envelope slide under it. It has a note… Read more “Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House”
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
You know how when you’re childless, any advice you give to those with children is often dismissed because, “yOu’Re NoT a PaReNt!” Yeah. My sister is like… Read more “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”
Fantasy Island (2020)
“I’m too old for this shit.” It’s not just a famous line from a classic movie – it’s an entirely too apt description of me these days.… Read more “Fantasy Island (2020)”
