I woke up this morning to this on my desk. It’s a bit odd because The Phantom doesn’t usually do reviews. He leans toward long essays (manifestos?)… Read more “31”
Category: Review
Color Out Of Space
October is here, finally! My precious and precocious Blair and I have been waiting for years, it seems. The cooler air makes the scents of autumn waft… Read more “Color Out Of Space”
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House
The Bunker, 3AM I hear a shuffling at my door, and as I slowly wake up I see an envelope slide under it. It has a note… Read more “Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House”
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
You know how when you’re childless, any advice you give to those with children is often dismissed because, “yOu’Re NoT a PaReNt!” Yeah. My sister is like… Read more “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”
Fantasy Island (2020)
“I’m too old for this shit.” It’s not just a famous line from a classic movie – it’s an entirely too apt description of me these days.… Read more “Fantasy Island (2020)”
